sassymemers:


when you see a really fine booty

I will not apologize for making this

sassymemers:

when you see a really fine booty

I will not apologize for making this

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fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

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ask-a-armin:

gallifrey-feels:

thecodeinecowboy:

Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

an ye harm none do what you will

I was actually going to add that quote until I saw yours

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husbandsfans:

Via @TeamHusbands - 
Thanks for supporting us @WonderCon for @cwseed's #Husbands: @seanhemeon @gocheeksgo Beau @janeespenson & @ebg1 pic.twitter.com/26aV7vDJcw
- - -
“Husbands” - By Brad Bell & Jane Espenson
Formats:  Web Sitcom & Graphic Novel
Official Website: http://husbandstheseries.com/
Official Tumblr: http://lovehusbands.com/
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Watch:  www.cwseed.com
or
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husbandsfans:

Via @TeamHusbands - 

Thanks for supporting us for 's : Beau &

- - -

“Husbands” - By Brad Bell & Jane Espenson

Formats:  Web Sitcom & Graphic Novel

Official Website: http://husbandstheseries.com/

Official Tumblr: http://lovehusbands.com/

SEASON 3 PRESENTED BY THE CW Via CW SEED

Watch:  www.cwseed.com

or

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/CWSeed

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(via autoeuphoric)

yokuutsu:

wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now

Imagine the stares we could get sparklingganymede

As if we don’t get enough lol!

yokuutsu:

wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now

Imagine the stares we could get sparklingganymede

As if we don’t get enough lol!

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

(via hackedmotionsensors)

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thecojsz:


I stand still and wait to meet my future owner, breath trembling in my chest. The boy in the mirror waits with me. (x) 

((Some of Us Are Looking at the Stars))

thecojsz:

I stand still and wait to meet my future owner, breath trembling in my chest. The boy in the mirror waits with me. (x)

((Some of Us Are Looking at the Stars))

(via autoeuphoric)

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

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