Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League
Bruce: OH THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WILL PAY FOR THE DAMAGE WILL IT
I SWEAR TO GOD I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU PEOPLE FIND OUT I WAS A BILLIONAIRE
"You know, Diana’s a princess, so shouldn’t she pay for shit from time to time?"
"Bruce, I contribute something far more valuable to the group than funding"
"And what would that be?"
"The ability to lift the mood every time you try to drag it down"
Bruce: Hey I have fun
What about that game night we had at my place
Diana: Oh Hera…
Bruce: (Standing in front of white board) FOR GODS SAKE WALLY HOW CAN YOU NOT GUESS WHAT IT IS
Flash: Um…Night of the Living Dead?
Bruce: (Standing in front of drawing of two large gothic tombstones) IT’S THE PARENT TRAP
IT’S VERY OBVIOUSLY THE PARENT TRAP GOD DAMN IT